Dear some of my clients And here we… 

Dear (some of my) clients,

And here we see the problem with shared hosting. Ordinarily I could easily upload that 650MB file in 20 minutes. But thanks to load balancing, which you seemed to think was there to make your life *better*, I can’t get a consistent upload speed of more than 32KB/s.

I hope *your* clients can wait 5 hours!

🙂